Joke from FHM

A man dies and meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates; he sees a huge wall of clokcs behind him.

He asks,"What are all those clocks?" St Peter answers," Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has one; every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man."And the other one?"

St Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands moved twice - Abe told only two lies in his life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."